Or shoot yourself if you hate the Twilight series in general

So yes, I saw it. Was it a good movie? HELL TO THE FUCK YES. Great animation, espcially with the wolves and the vampire fight scenes, funny at some parts, cute and sad at others. However the ending was BULLLL SHIIIIIIT.

Taylor(I'm NOT calling him Jacob in this, I refuse) was hot~ but whenever he took his shirt off or was shirtless all the girls in the theaters screamed while I laughed My fried Erica sat next to me in the theater and whenever he came on like that she would yell something like "OMG HE'S SO FAT." or "GO WORK OUT MORE." I love her to death

And since they showed him shirtless like 10,00 times, I dared her the next time she was shirtless and all the girls in the theater screamed(which they did every single time BTW) to yell "Stop having an orgasm" and did she? You bet your ass she did it I had to cover my face with my jacket to keep myself from laughing.

It was just a really good movie. Twilight fans must see it, it was WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY better then Twilight will ever be, and haters...seriously why are you reading this if you hate it?? I don't want your hate comments losers. I am not a obbsessed twilight fan like other girls are but I like there series so GO. FUCK. YOUR. MOTHER.

HAVE A NICE DAY EVERYONE. 8D